Don’t Touch Anything

Episode 3. Pyramids

Don’t Touch Anything

Show Notes

Naval pilots Wardle and Taylor travel to Ancient Egypt to discover who built the Pyramids and how.

Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris)

Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor)

All original music by Alvin Marriott.

All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com

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