Junkfood Cinema

Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)

Junkfood Cinema

Show Notes

Finally FINALLY it's time to punch that Hard Ticket to Hawaii!!!

Brian and Cargill head to the big island, and find love. They also find drug lords, karate ponytails, skateboard assassins, "blowup" dolls, and cancer-infected killer snakes.

It's not paradise all the time...but for the moment...

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