My Momma Told Me

White People Like to OWN Their Pets (with Langston and David)

My Momma Told Me

Show Notes

Is there something deeper and darker behind the way some white folks relate with animals? Langston and David sit down to respond to listeners’ voicemails and emails, including one about the power dynamics between white people and their pets.

0:00 Avatar is mid

4:34 Doing bits with loved ones

9:39 Langston acquires a new nickname!

13:11 Voicemail 1: The Love Island men receive help

21:35 Voicemail 2: Investi-gay-tion

40:39 Email: White people and their pets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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