Show Notes
Brother once again decided to get a haircut while he was on the road…and as always it didn't go great. This sets off talking about the greatest hairdresser of all time, Rosa, who Sister also goes to because when she moved to Toronto Jon insisted on it. Jon gets his hair cut by a young mortician, who maybe needs some more experience dealing with people who are alive. Allison reminds Jon this is the second time he's decided to get an impromptu haircut on the road that didn't go well. Allison admits where she is the worst; but then reveals she watched One Battle After Another since the last episode so they could discuss it. Jon cracks his breakfast beer; he's out of the number one choice (Hazy Little Thing IPA by Sierra Nevada) so it's an Icy Bay IPA. *Legal Reminder* None of these breweries know we exist, and are in no way affiliated with us, no matter what Jon says. Jon has a big event coming up, hence the haircut, and he has purchased a new suit. His partner Christina has been named one of AWARE's Women of Distinction in 2026 for her advocacy work, in particular her work surrounding domestic violence, and since Jon nominated her…he has to introduce her! The Sibs get sidetracked into telling stories about celebrities they have interviewed who were weird about it.
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Brother has just arrived home from Alberta, full of referendum talk. He has a test for Sister, and then drives her into madness. A political argument erupts…but the kind only The Sibs can have. Reckless comments, a well known Canadian figure accused of being bad at Scrabble, a few factual errors, and ultimately the question: is it possible to just eat dinner with Tucker Carlson? Attempts at subject changes are futile, but mercifully the arrival of a child saves us all.
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