Lindy and Meagan are a Dragon’s Butt and Boobs
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-MaysShow Notes
A new bombshell has entered the villa. Her name is Nyx, and the only way to see her precious face is by checking us out on Youtube.com. 🐶
Ambient to the new dog situation, we are discussing Tidings (crying in Pennsylvania, DailyMail dot co dot UK, Lindy’s road trip), BUT FIRST, Lindy’s Surprise Microsegment. New glasses comparison is IN and you’ll need to tune in to update your portfolios posthaste.
And many have been wondering what the deal is. Is Lindy being held hostage? What did her .8 second pause on that Modern Love interview mean? How specifically is her current happy marriage never going to work? Should YOU help rescue Lindy by saying something super mean and unhinged? This episode will tell you how!! Want to know more? We invite you to read the source material! Buy Adult Braces or listen to the audiobook wherever you listen to stuff! Want to send Lindy money for her epic escape from nonmonogamy? patreon.com/textmebackpod!
And if YOU know what romantasy audiobook Lindy is listening to, write in at [email protected]!
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