Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

WOLVES VS WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Show Notes

It's Wolves away, and we're joined by Connor of the Molineux View, who appears to have commandeered Molineux itself, switched on the floodlights and settled in for a chat. We revisit that extraordinary FA Cup semi-final, compare the rather familiar frustrations of two clubs whose owners seem particularly fond of selling their best players, and discover how Wolves are finding life back in the Championship. Misery, it seems, enjoys company.

We discuss the Portuguese influence at Wolves, the return of Raúl Jiménez, the managerial merry-go-round and why Fer López might be the player Watford should be particularly worried about. There's also some advice about avoiding Belgian football agents, a discussion about the merits of playing attractive football and the increasingly worrying discovery that Wolves and Watford might have rather more in common than either set of supporters would like.

Meanwhile, the Completely Rubbish Prediction League descends into its usual magnificently pointless chaos. Brett takes us on a spiritual journey involving his grandfather and a washing machine, John struggles with the geography of the Black Country, and one of our Patrons makes a prediction before discovering who Watford are actually playing. Justin attempts to avoid responsibility, Carl invents some vocabulary and Peter discovers that producing this nonsense is considerably harder than it looks.

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