Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

All I Want For Christmas Is A Tender Morsel of Fuck Off

Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

Show Notes

It was Christmas EVE EEEVE! Oooon the podcast. This week I’m talking about the secret to intimacy, how to teach losing and what I really want for Christmas. Enjoy.

Also tune in to the end where you’ll hear a 13 year old cover of Driving Home For Christmas I recoreded while unemployed, living in London. RIP Chris Rea.

But ALSO, I’m on tour! Come see me LIVE! All over Ireland and the UK. Tickets here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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