The Podcast Nobody Asked For

Movies That Would Be Better If You Replaced One Character With A Dinosaur

The Podcast Nobody Asked For

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Not that anybody asked but this week we cracked open the fossils and hatched some prehistoric eggs because we're figuring out our Top 3 Movies That Would Be Better If You Replaced One Character With A Dinosaur. From heartfelt dramas to high-octane action blockbusters, we’re asking the truly important question: would this film be improved by the sudden and unexplained addition of a prehistoric reptile? Should a noble hero be swapped for a T. rex? Could a cunning villain be replaced by a velociraptor? And would any romantic subplot survive the introduction of an ankylosaurus? What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Just Dinosaurs, a Nicki Minajless WW2 and a T-Rex that's 2 Miles high. Get bonus episode and swag on Patreon Buy merch on Teepublic Follow us on Instagram, Threads and TikTok Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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