Halloween Bitchathon!!! 🎃👻

Jackie and Kara are back and CONFESSIN' all the DARK SIDED celeb news this week, including Christina Applegate finding out she was misdiagnosed with MS, a retro suggestion from Jackie's 31 for 31, Kara finally got to see 'Primetime' and plans to catch 'You Can See Everything' before the next recording! Diddy's gettin' transferred from one low security prison to another, and solitary confinement with a pushed back release date, after being found with contraband. Now that HOLDEN'S outta the ROOM, we're talkin' Taytay and her 'girls supporting girls' mantra goin' out the window when it comes to The Charts. And then we got a NEW SEGMENT CALLED WORMTIME! And so much moooooore!!!!

This 'Second Helpings' we got a lil bit of Tyra, lil bit of Cardi B, and a whole bucket of them red flags from 'Love Is Blind'. We got more fuel in the 'DWTS' fire with their first suspension. EVER. Proving once more that it's very important to take a walk before you make that post. MJ got to watch 'Invasion Of The Body Snatchers'! 'Love Is Blind' is truly proving it's not just men, but it is always yachts. Tyra's stompin' all over Jackie's toes with her OWN audiobook version of 'Modelland'. Cardi B brought the 'P' word to NPR, Proficiency, of course. Everybody is obsessin' over the 'Victoria's Secret Fashion Show', especially with Barbara Palvin returning to stage and Dylan Sprouse continuing to prove he's a 'wife guy'. And then we're endin' it with Jackie's thoughts on 'You Can See Everything' and 'Whalefall'! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOREEE!!!

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jackie 2.0 (aka Post-Freaky Jackin' Friday ' Holden) and we're gossin' 'bout Miley callin' out "clickbait headlines" when it came to her Hollywood Bowl performance, it seems like Taytay and Tree Paine are linin' the pockets of 'Love Is Blind' season 11, or else 'Taylor Time' is real. Jackie won't ruin 'You Can See Everything'! 'Dancing With The Stars' is havin' all kinds of drama, and 'Love Is Blind' still seems to have that touch for finding the worst of the worst. Then we got a LIST of things that prove again we should all know a whole lot less about each other, and BLINDZ that may gaster some flabbers, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Jackie and Kara are BACK and the Kelly Clarkson bird saga is showin' everyone's true colors, Mia Goth filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf 2 days after FKA Twigs NDA expired, Selma Blair is headin' to a body cam footage feed near you! Six Flags shut down their CTE creator after a recent death from a patron falling out. And HOMEWORK CHECK! It's time to talk about The Swan documentary. John and Kate's kids are finally old enough they're writing tell-alls. Wicker is GETTTIN' CLOSER! And so so so much mooooore!!!

We're back with more SECOND HELPIN'S, and the main story may be Kelly Clarkson's unrequited quirky bird ownership, but we're talkin' 'bout the fact that apparently Jimmy Stewart's daughter has no ears as she claims Mr. Fantasy's portrayal in the upcoming biopic DOESN'T sound like an impersonation, Rosalía absolutely killed it on SNL and Shane Gillis being a toxic loser shouldn't overshadow that, but also Travis Kelce apparently liked a video of said monologue, to absolutely no one's shock. MJ got to watch Weapon's, so many spoilers ahead! Jackie got her Whalefall tickets! Kelly Ripa BANNED Mark Consuelos from dressin' her for her funeral after his questionable choices for her to wear to the ER (WHILE UNCONSCIOUS), 'The Pitt' season 3 is coming out SOOOOOON! And Tyra is tryin' to bring Modelland back, and speaking of horror, Jackie's got some recs to close it out! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOORE!!!!