Show Notes
Mike and Dylan are back and absolutely losing it over eight of the wildest "Today I F***ed Up" stories the internet has ever produced.
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We're talking about a guy whose girlfriend used his own GameStop job hookup to sleep with his boss and get him fired. We're talking about a man who swam out to rescue a drowning topless woman — only for her to steal his golf cart and flee from the sheriff.
Then there's the kid who left GTA running on the strip club screen, came back to find his gospel-choir dad holding the controller... and accidentally punching the stripper. These aren't cautionary tales. They are comedy gold.
Mike and Dylan also tear into a story about a guy who tried a TikTok trend with his girlfriend and decided to list every physical flaw he wanted changed — and somehow acted surprised when it didn't go well.
Plus: a husband obliterates his wife's goldfish via blunt force trauma (pieces on the Christmas tree), and a woman accidentally ruins her own surprise proposal while trying to buy her boyfriend fancy underwear.🎙️ ABOUT THE SHOW:Two Daddies Judging Baddies is a comedy podcast where two funny dads read wild Reddit stories and give their most chaotic takes. If you love funny reactions to relationship drama, terrible neighbors, and internet chaos, you're in the right place!
You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.
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