Rebuttal

64: The Zookeeper Love Triangle

Rebuttal

Show Notes

(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A zookeeper love triangle leads to a Christmas party brawl....An Australian man straps raw pork chops to his feet ...A defendant claims caffeine made him do it...Oh, and a Texas mayor resigns over a dog.

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00:00 - Intro

00:58 - The Zookeeper Love Triangle

07:05 - The Pork Chop Shoe Guy

15:53 - The Caffeine Insanity Defense?

23:31 - The Dognapping Mayor

31:13 - Reb's Rebuttal

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