Tiny Condoms, Ridiculous Resumes, & A Birthday Breakup | Reading Reddit Stories | | 2DJB EP119 |
2 Daddies Judging BaddiesShow Notes
Mike and Dylan go completely off on the most chaotic Reddit lineup yet — funny, unfiltered, and zero chill. Let's go.
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A woman needs to tell her boyfriend he requires a smaller condom without destroying his ego. A girl tells her boyfriend she "sometimes misses the freedom of being single" — he dumps her on her birthday and cancels the Niagara Falls trip. Then AskReddit delivers one of the greatest Waffle House stories ever recorded on a podcast: Isaac, a 5'4" Polynesian man built like a fire hydrant, who calmly folded his apron, took off his work shirt, crumpled a drunk spitter in front of a full restaurant, re-dressed, and finished his cigarette when the cops rolled in.
That's just the first half.
The second half features a boyfriend whose resume lists "higher education" where a school name should go (the titty tassels of the resume, according to Dylan), a woman who is no longer attracted to her boyfriend since he went full Thor, and a completely unhinged AskReddit deep dive into people who peaked in high school and a Patreon bet that ends with Mike threatening to brand the show name on his own ass.
This one has range.
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