PolyAmateur Hour

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PolyAmateur Hour

Show Notes

OMG, everyone is polyamorous and everybody has a podcast. Sorry. On this episode: Our inaugural "Beef Up the Beef" segment produces a banger (and mash). Whatcha think about that, huh, Multiamory? Nichole puts the "poly" in "polycystic" on a special ER-themed "Crazy Sexy Poly." And the 'cule asks for MORE JAZZ in the dating profile on "Invitation to Love." You know what that means! BASS SOLO!!!!!!

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