Don't Call Me White Girl

Episode 200 | Don’t Call Me Snow Bunny

Don't Call Me White Girl

Show Notes

On the 200th episode of the Don’t Call Me White Girl podcast, Mona is joined on her brand new set by sought-after Author, Psychologist, Motivational Speaker and the self-proclaimed Prince of Pan Africanism, Dr. Umar Johnson. They start the episode recapping the Philadelphia labor strike and thoughts on Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker (3:35). During this in depth conversation, The King Kong of Consciousness and DCMWG discuss dating outside of your race (10:40), homosexuality in the Black community (24:00), Dr. Umar’s Family History (50:15), the importance of Black male teachers, Foster care (1:11:00), and breaking family cycles (1:27:50). Throughout the episode Dr. Umar drops gems such as his reasons for violence in the Black community (1:45:00), and his opinion on Black entertainers and politics (1:52:33). Comedy ensues as Phelps, Mona and Dr. Umar revisit the topic of dating (2:05:00) and discuss the scent of a cheater (2:10:40), and the non-existence of a monogamous alpha male (2:22:15). The episode concludes with Dr. Umar’s advice for light skin black women (2:37:15), his preference regarding women with BBL’s (2:46:00) and lastly his tips for Black parents (2:48:45). It’s a wild episode full of gems, laughs, great advice, and firm opinions that you do not want to miss. -------------------------

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