Lt. Jones Needs a Ride Episode 221

RePete opens the show and a call with Sticks about buying an airplane. Apparently, Sticks needed an airplane-shaped hole in his finances! Before that, two quick health check-ins: Fig is nursing an eye injury (prescription: beach time, not flight time). Meanwhile, Bago is recovering from a pathologic knee fracture, mistaken for arthritis for weeks. Good news — the lesion's benign, and he'll be back producing the show soon.

Then things get properly ridiculous. Naval aviator "Vegas" (aka Lieutenant Jones) joins the show. First there's a reference to a sword salute in his Dress Blues behind a hangar... the full story about that can be heard in our "Blues Brothers Episode 90" then takes the opportunity to relive his Harrier ejection over the Neuse River. During a training hop at VMAT-203, an electronic fuel control failure sparked two engine fires on approach. Buck's play-by-play ("Vegas, you're on fire, eject, eject...") barely finished before Vegas was through the canopy. He landed on a golf course, no green fees required.

Finally, Porky swings by to reminisce about the last public USMC Harrier demo. The guys wrap up with "Get Better Fig." Thanks to One Skin and DC Artworks for keeping the lights (and occasionally the jets) on.