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DUMBs: Inside the Government's Secret Subterranean Empire | Red Eye Report

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Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire? In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain, Mount Weather, and the infamous Greenbrier Resort bunker that hid in plain sight for 30 years. But once we establish the government absolutely builds high-tech subterranean cities, we take the Mag-Lev train straight into the fringe. We crack open the files on the rumored joint human-alien genetic labs at Dulce Base, break down whistleblower Phil Schneider’s legendary 1979 subterranean firefight with 7-foot Greys, and examine the Los Alamos patents for nuclear-powered "Subterrene" tunnel-boring machines. Grab a shovel and let's go down the rabbit hole.theredeyereport.com

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