Show Notes
Gwyneth Paltrow came over today and it turns out we have a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow-related questions. This is the woman who introduced the world to yoni steaming and conscious uncoupling. A woman whose impact on culture is so specific, and so memorable, that we actually spent $600 of our own money to acquire a discontinued vagina candle on the black market. Today Gwyneth answers all of our most burning questions: Why’d she start Goop? Did she start the weird celebrity baby name trend? And why can’t Dave get the caesar dressing placed directly inside his Goop chicken caesar salad wraps? To be clear, he’s nitpicking only because he’s so passionate about the brand. In fact, Dave is such a genuine Goop fan that he was already eating it before Gwyneth arrived, but wants all of you to know this is not an ad, even though Benny is apparently a Goop investor, which does feel like a minor conflict of interest on some level. Anyways, thanks for watching! We respect you!
What happens: 0:00 cometh gwyneth 1:52 hereth gwyneth 2:21 kristin & dave fell in love in this house 3:44 selena & benny's wedding 4:27 hey why's it called goop 6:53 starting the interesting celebrity baby name trend 7:52 dave's robot delivery experience 8:40 dave's one problem with goop 11:30 gwyneth realizes who dave is 12:39 favorite restaurants 17:40 NY food vs LA food 20:02 blending families 22:52 conscious uncoupling 26:42 gwyneth's parenting style 28:17 raising kids as a celebrity parent 29:37 dave's peeping tom experience 32:18 born with penis issues 35:43 hypospadias 38:45 yoni steaming 40:36 $600 vagina candle 45:21 dating brad pitt 51:08 public breakups 53:09 criticism & misperception 59:32 anxiety 1:01:31 does gwyneth smoke weed or drink 1:02:55 best treatments once you're in your 30s 1:03:49 fully goopified
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