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Meta's Organisational Values Are Hilarious

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Show Notes

At Wankernomics, we love corporate values – the four or five words that are chosen at an off-site meeting run by an overpaid facilitator, placed on a poster in the office kitchen and then never spoken about again.

In this episode, James and Charles unpack the organisational values of social media giant Meta. Do Meta’s values match with reality? Were they written by a toddler? And what on earth does the word Metamate even mean? Sign up to our the free Wankernomics thought leadership program (our free email newsletter) at Wankernomics.com Full tour schedule: Wankernomics.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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