The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Funniest Parts of France Burning to the Ground

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Show Notes

Paris is burning! Moroccan refugees are pretending to be gay for asylum, and what on God's green Earth is a "fart retreat?"

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Chapters:

00:00 - French protestors 07:25 - Demands 10:25 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 10:53 - Heads are gonna roll 25:02 - Men need to do household chores for feminism 26:44 - Danny likes gay Paris 29:46 - AD - Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get up to 42% off 31:23 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 32:33 - Stuff that burnt down in France 38:32 - Megachurch pastor laying pipe 43:24 - The Tates 44:58 - Broke women love to travel 47:17 - Conspiracies re: protests 54:11 - Moroccans seek asylum by pretending to be gay? 57:34 - Peptides make you straight? 59:10 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $25 when you trade $25. 1:00:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:02:44 - Vivek's crazy ad 1:08:48 - Apu is BACK and in related news they're still making The Simpsons 1:10:19 - Trump is an ass man 1:15:35 - Fart retreat 1:26:01 - Woman praised online for aborting male fetus

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