Unfuck Your Life: Complete Audio Drama

3 - The Vegan Jerky Debacle

Unfuck Your Life: Complete Audio Drama

Show Notes

Things got a little bit complicated for Tog Chesterfield with a flock of juncos all because of... vegan jerky. Credits, contact, and more info This comedy audio drama / audio fiction series was created, written, improvised, edited, and produced by Jen deHaan. All dialog in the episodes is fully improvised. Voices: Jen deHaan (any voices by guests are noted above) Artwork, logo, and graphics: Jen deHaan. Transcript: For each episode on their page on this show's page at StereoForest here. More show info/contact: stereoforest.com/uyl Support the show (one time tip): stereoforest.com/tip Review this show: On Podchaser here www.podchaser.com/unfuck Comedy and audio fiction newsletter: StereoForest.com/subscribe Follow on social media: Bluesky, TikTok This podcast is a StereoForest production. Made and produced in British Columbia, Canada.

Mentioned in this episode: Grack Public Access is on StereoForest Join Tog Chesterfield and Parker Spoon in their community radio show in Grackleton called Grack Public Access. Find all the details and subscribe on Stereoforest (stereoforest.com/grack) or wherever you get podcasts.

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