I'd Like To Thank Myself

The Real Reason I Have More Pretty Privilege at 48 Than 28

I'd Like To Thank Myself

Show Notes

I have more pretty privilege at 48 than I ever had at 28. And the world has opinions about that. Want Your Free Personalized Hot AF Plan? Take the quiz!

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I learned about pretty privilege at twelve years old, dumpster diving for eyeshadow in Appalachia. For 30 years the experiment ran beautifully. Then I turned 40 and the whole game changed. This episode is about what pretty privilege actually looks like after 40... the cost, the judgment, the body that switched teams, and why I'm not apologizing for any of it. In this episode: The dumpster experiment I ran at twelve that proved pretty privilege was real Why at 28 it's "she looks great" but at 48 it's a congressional hearing Pretty privilege at 25 is a lottery ticket. At 48 it's a business plan. The social cost that every woman over 40 notices but nobody talks about My hormones held a corporate merger I did not approve (and collagen quiet quit) My response to Betty in the comments who thinks I forgot to mention my plastic surgery Why "age gracefully" is just a polite way of telling women to disappear The one line my twelve-year-old self needed to hear (and why I'm saying it now at 48)

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