Sooshi Mango Podcast

We Ranked the Greatest Pasta Shapes of All Time

Sooshi Mango Podcast

Show Notes

We did the most Italian thing possible: argued about pasta until someone took it personally. We ranked the shapes from icon to flop, and yes, we know your nonna would disagree.

We also ask why dads dress like that and put a two-year lawnmower “loan” before the Mango Magistrates. Tell us your favourite pasta in the comments. Wrong answers will be noted.

00:00 Welcome to the Sooshi Mango Podcast

00:14 Why do dads dress like that?

07:30 The Pantheon of Power

08:26 Ranking the pasta shapes

14:40 The pasta we left out

17:10 The final ranking

18:00 Mango Magistrates: Who owns the lawnmower?

25:08 Final thoughts and apologies

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