Kick Offs and Kick Ons

KOKO Dissects the State of Wallabies After Italy Kicked Them in the Burratas

Kick Offs and Kick Ons

Show Notes

This week on The KOKO Show the lads were a little down in the dumps and we decided that we wouldn't subject a special guest to our somber footy fuelled pizza-less pity party. Thus, we went for a no guest nonsense episode in the hope that with each other's support, love and no mention of Italian cuisine, we might start to make some sense of the Azurri’s shocking defeat over the Wallabies in Udine. The boys in this ep untie the bondage ropes, unfurl the main-sail and shoot from the hip as they search for answers surrounding the apparent regression of Australian rugby post their historical win over the Boks in South Africa. Questions are raised and theories are presented as to why our glorious gold jersey is dipping back into bad habits and playing an inaccurate brand of footy that screams fatigue and self-doubt. However, KOKO isn't just a one stop shop for doom and gloom, as we touch on all the other results from week two of the Spring Tour, matches that saw the Boks bounce the Frogs, the English defeat Fiji, the Pumas pounce on the Welsh and the All Blacks thumb their noses to the thistles. Plus, we take a look forward to week 3 of the tour, previewing and predicting that some teams (the All Blacks) will continue their roll and where others can bounce back from the depths of defeat (the Wallabies). Finally, the lads really lighten the mood of the show by answering a listener's question to take their minds off the on field action and boy does it ruffle a couple of feathers. So sit back, relax and boycott your local Italian businesses, it is very clear that they are doing better than advertised! Alorra ladies and gentlemen, it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start of the show 02:04 - ITALY V AUSTRALIA REVIEW 08:19 - Why don’t the Wallabies pick their best 23? 11:25 - We look at the world rankings 13:01 - The Wallabies are predictable 19:29 - Wallabies’ injury crisis 20:36 - Best Wallaby performers 23:38 - The Italians were good 26:56 - FRANCE V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW 31:45 - The guys discuss their favourite herbs 34:03 - SCOTLAND V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW 38:33 - Next week’s games 39:44 - WALES V ARGENTINA REVIEW 40:28 - ENGLAND V FIJI REVIEW 42:00 - Listener Question “What is pissing you off at the moment?” 49:05 - The WHOOP Segment 52:13 - Close of the show

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