Neighborhood Appropriation

Ft. Langston Kerman I Candice and Chinedu imagine a world where Alexa gives terrible advice. A neighborhood is divided over ketchups, and a grown man pulls down his pants on a Delta flight. Langston witnesses the rise and decline of the neighborhood drunk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Drew Lynch | A man gets stuck in a chimney; a woman in China gets trapped on a four-day blind date. Candice and Chinedu bring us a Walmart poetry slam. Drew recalls growing up hard and fast when he moved from Indiana to Vegas as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandon Lewis | Frisky kitties are gettin’ down in the bushes of LA, and a very deep sleeper gets trapped on a plane. Candice and Chinedu ponder the possibility of a double entendre for a charity’s nutty name. And to the neighborhood kids who broke Brandon’s hoop, you also broke his NBA dreams — and he’s not over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandi Denise | A woman finds an actual chicken head in her KFC bucket — and still gives them two stars. Candice and Chinedu answer your burning questions: if dogs could talk, would they clap back? And, what if your thumb was in your brain? Brandi has a stay in LA that’s S-H-A-D-Y. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jackson McQueen | Business savvy cats are scheming; meanwhile, in Florida…turtles are hurling full speed ahead; it may be all chill at Ralph’s, but a not-so-subtle fart is going full blast in Kroger. Jackson meets the swingers next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices