Fwends

Helen Bauer: The Smash-in-Case-of-Emergency Fwend

Fwends

Show Notes

The Crisis Queen! We are joined by the wonderful Helen Bauer (Trusty Hogs, Helen's Log). We sat Helen down to discuss the high-stakes world of international friendship, why she is a "smash in emergency" friend, and how she once propositioned our host in a school cafeteria.

You can also now watch the full ep on YouTube: https://youtu.be/WF0IKNQQVv4

Inside the Episode The Crisis Captain: Why Helen prefers her friends when they are having a breakdown rather than when they are thriving. The Ultimate Care Package: Helen’s step-by-step guide to nursing a friend back to health, involving lavender eucalyptus mist and oversized pajamas. Little Women Fever: The group debates who is the Jo, the Meg, and the Beth of the friendship group. The "Naked as Frankenstein" Incident

SEE US LIVE AT MICF 2026 We are bringing FWENDS to the stage at Comedy Republic for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Tickets are almost gone. 📅 Saturday, 11 April @ 3:00pm 🎟️ BOOK TICKETS HERE: https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:542/38:2033/

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Watch the full ep on YouTube: https://youtu.be/WF0IKNQQVv4

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