Oz 9

episode one hundred & sixteen: No narration after meanwhile

Oz 9

Show Notes

Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.

Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.

Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape "plan" for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that's trying its celestial best to kill them.

Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you're looking a little peaky.

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here: https://youtu.be/KpGsFitlbS4?si=CGOg7_CIsKj2LRRo.)

You’ve been listening to:

Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant

Pete Barry as Bob

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Caden Dowgin as the Director.

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg

John Dowgin as Gritz

Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Faith Dowgin as Mivv

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

J Michael DeAngelis as Telf

Bob Killian as Zblatt.

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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