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The Internet Got COOKED Today Because of PHP...

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Show Notes

PHP2Shell is wrecking havoc on the internet today, and many sites are going into lockdown mode like 4chan, Something Awful, Fur Affinity and DeviantArt. Oh, yeah, and it could take out like 75% of the rest of the internet or something. Well, it's been fun, guys.

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