Soft Serve

Robyn, Vaqueros, And Soft Serve’s favorite soft serve

Soft Serve

Show Notes

Eliot Glazer and H. Alan Scott recently took HIV tests together to avoid paying the cover fee for a gay vaquero bar, but was it worth it? The guys also break down their go-to McDonald’s orders, but it only gets graphically sexual for one of them (it’s H. Alan). And is Robyn the Bruce Springsteen of gay millennial legacy acts? More importantly, is she the one artist who could actually convince H. Alan to go to a concert where he historically hates everybody?

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Soft Serve is produced by Mimi von Schack at Twenty Beach Productions. @twentybeachproductions www.twentybeachproductions.com

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