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John Scaduto has a problem. If he can get through the school term without getting in trouble, he stands to get a $10,000 check from his grandma. Unfortunately, he has already set into motion an epic prank that will maim his headmaster and earn him up to one demerit on his permanent record. But when his headmaster is incapacitated by a second, unrelated Scaduto attack, John realises that the answer to his problem is simple: hire a random drifter to pretend to be the Principal and hope against hope that he doesn't turn out to be some kind of sex criminal. Enter Fitz, a free-spirited traveller who takes on the role of Dr Vernon Baxter, the substitute Principal, in exchange for some drumsticks and the chance to mess with the system. But before long, Fitz's methods are causing anarchy at the school, plus about 14 other plot lines that I don't really have the space to go into here. But can John reign in Fitz's anarchic spirit and bring the school back under control? Why is there a second Vernon Baxter running around? And why is there a THIRD Vernon Baxter running around? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched Principal Takes a Holiday and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2009's Hatching Pete. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook! Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50off and use code momcantcook50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookmerch.com and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare: you leave your teenage son in charge of your eight year old daughter when you go out one night, and thanks to his negligence she witnesses someone being turned into a blood fountain. There’s only one solution: a babysitter. That’s the situation that a mortified Ethan finds himself in at the start of this movie, but when it becomes clear that his babysitter is not only a fledgling vampire, but is also embroiled in some kind of vampire war that threatens to destroy the town, Ethan and a local sex creep that he hangs out with for some reason must help her defeat the vampiric evil once and for all. What is the vampires’ evil plan? Why do this film’s writers hate Twilight so much? And surely the Disney channel won’t show like 30 kids getting murdered? Listen and find out! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched My Babysitter's a Vampire and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2018's Zombies. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at checkout. Download Saily app or go to saily.com/momcantcook Thanks to sponsor Green Chef! Head to greenchef.com/50momcantcook and use code 50momcantcook to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tucker, no last name given, is a con man whose schemes have got him in a lot of trouble over the years. But when he gets out of prison and realises a couple of gangsters are still after him for a $50,000 debt he owes them, he does what any of us would do in that situation: instantly become the headmistress of a boarding school for teenage girls. This is something of a problem for Tucker, as he appears to have never met or seen a woman before, and is basing his portrayal of one on half-remembered bigfoot footage, or possibly some of the gnarlier Resident Evil monsters. But don't worry, before long the girls of Rawlings Academy are all in on their new shrieking cryptid headmistress. Will Tucker go through with his plan to swindle the school out of $500,000? Why does everyone find Mr. Headmistress so deeply attractive? And... wait, did he just say he started the Falklands War? Listen and find out! Vote for Mom Can't Cook! in the British Podcast Awards! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched Mr. Headmistress and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2010's My Babysitter's a Vampire. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at checkout. Download Saily app or go to saily.com/momcantcook Thanks also to sponsor Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code TUCKERIHARDLYKNOWHER for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of June 2027. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It is the year 2055. Time travel has been invented and of course, people are using it for the only reason anyone would want to use time travel: to go back to prehistory and shoot an allosaurus with one million lasers. That's the service offered by Time Safari, the private company run by Ben Kingsley and his distracting hair, who take great pains to ensure that nothing in the past is changed due to the catastrophic consequences it could have for the present. But when time waves start buffeting future Chicago it becomes clear that something has gone wrong and it's up to expedition leader Travis Ryer to figure out what happened before everyone evolves into sad catfish monsters and gets eaten by thousands of beetles. Can the time waves be stopped? Why are there super baboons everywhere? And did Ray Bradbury see this movie before he died? We sure hope not! Vote for Mom Can't Cook! in the British Podcast Awards! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched A Sound of Thunder and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 1998's Mr. Headmistress. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at checkout. Download Saily app or go to saily.com/momcantcook Thanks to sponsor Green Chef! Head to greenchef.com/50momcantcook and use code 50momcantcook to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com and use code SAFARITHECONSEQUENCES for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of 2026. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Camp Rock is back! And so are the Jonas Brothers! And we're pretty sure that shape we saw darting around in the rafters was Demi Lovato! It's Camp Rock 3! When Connect 3 need a new opening act for their world tour, they know exactly where to turn: Camp Rock, the rock and roll fantasy camp for the children of millionaires where joe Jonas will teach you how to hip hop dance. But they only need one opening act and the camp is full of a new intake of fresh young superstars-in-waiting. Can Sage, Desi, Fletch, Cliff and Rosie best the challenges set by the Jonas Brothers and come out on top? Or will they fall to bitter infighting and cello based sabotage? Listen and find out! Vote for Mom Can't Cook! in the British Podcast Awards! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched Camp Rock 3 and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2005's A Sound of Thunder. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at checkout. Download Saily app or go to saily.com/momcantcook Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Have you ever wondered what Pinocchio's dad Gepetto was getting up to during the events of Pinocchio? You haven't?! Well buckle up, because you're about to find out and it involves Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing an accent, a weirdo professor and his breeding machine and of course, Usher's gang of barbershop acrobat clowns. Gepetto is a lonely toy maker who wishes for a son. But when the Blue Fairy gives him his longed for offspring by bringing one of his wooden puppets to life, Gepetto realises that he doesn't want Pinocchio after all, because the boy keeps doing things like asking him questions and playing with toys. But when Pinocchio runs away to join Stromboli's travelling show, Gepetto realises that Pinocchio is actually his property and sets out on a quest to get him back. Will Gepetto find Pinocchio and make amends? Des Drew Carey have somewhere else he'd rather be right now? And just how much of your genetic material needs to go into Professor Buonragazzo's machine? Listen and find out! Vote for Mom Can't Cook! in the British Podcast Awards! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings. If you've watched Gepetto and have your own thoughts, please email us at [email protected] for a chance to have your comments read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2026's Camp Rock 3. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN! Upgrade your online protection with an all-in-one security app! Get an exclusive NordVPN deal + 4 months extra here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook. Itʼs risk free with NordVPNʼs 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Saily. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code momcantcook at checkout. Download Saily app or go to saily.com/momcantcook Thanks to sponsor Green Chef! Head to greenchef.com/50momcantcook and use code 50momcantcook to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings for bonus episodes, ad free episodes, monthly watchalongs and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.