Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Seven: Officially “Dorky”? + George R.R. Martin Conspiracy + 6 Burgers

In today’s episode, the crew tackles some wild stories and unexpected moments:We A mind-blowing story about surviving a car crash, beating cancer, and a crazy theme park incident. How much risk is too much? We dive into theme park safety, blacking out on roller coasters, and a potential collab with the internet’s favorite Disney Suit Guy.B-list (or A-list?) celebrity Noah Centineo drops by the studio for DLS—and things get hilariously awkward. D-List Celeb Roy pulls off one of the most unbelievable obscure guesses in show history. We play a game of "This or That" ranking classic Nick shows like Doug, Hey Arnold!, CatDog, and SpongeBob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew is back on Mystery Crate with Amin Elhassan joining Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Roy Bellamy, Tony Calatayud and Jess Smetana! In this episode, Tony reveals his top 5 most heinous sins spotted at Disney World and Universal Studios—from guys in thong sandals and heavy tracksuits to the viral "Disney Suit Guy" roaming Hollywood Studios.Plus, the gang breaks down NFL coaching theories, Jess shares a bizarre "Larry David-esque" restaurant leftover chicken mix-up, Tony goes on an epic rant about school zone speed camera tickets, and the crew debates who would survive longer in prison.Also an update on the Surviving Running Back Pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mystery Crate crew is back, and nobody is sleeping normal! Jess drops a mystery photo in the group chat that has everyone trying to figure out how human limbs work, while Jeremy tries to troubleshoot his leaking air conditioner (and whether to just call a friend).

Chris Cote reveals his plan to skip the traditional family Thanksgiving and take his wife and daughter to Disney World instead—but is it a brilliant holiday idea or a family betrayal?The Mystery Crate crew also gets an update on Chris’s latest officiating experience, including the embarrassing moment he wishes everyone would forget. Then, they revisit the running back poll and discover Rose hilariously misspelled almost every player’s name in her own Spanish-inspired way—although one correct answer leaves the entire room impressed.Plus, You Betcha returns, Tony explains the proper way to experience EPCOT (with drinks, of course), and the crew debuts a new Pixar “This or That” game. Tony mounts a passionate defense of Cars, Chris becomes increasingly bothered by one part of the game, and the final result takes an unexpected turn.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box.Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about officiating a wedding this Friday and writing the perfect speech. Unfortunately, his first draft reminds him of his dad because Chris somehow managed to make the whole thing about himself. This leads Jess to explain why women love a man who loves his wife.Plus, everyone chooses the one symptom they would eliminate forever, Tony reveals that he sweats while he poops, the heartburn conversation somehow returns, and Jess explains why she is afraid to enter her credit card information on any website.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices