Show Notes
Today on Midlife Heresy, we’re joined by YouTube’s ultimate rumour hunter and Imperial Fists loyalist, Chapter Master Valrak!
Rather than just talking about the latest leaks, we went deep. We explore how Valrak turned a childhood passion into a full-time career, his unfiltered thoughts on the state of 11th Edition, and we also put Valrak in the hot seat: If he was appointed Warmaster tomorrow, which Primarchs would he pick to conquer the galaxy—and who would backstab him first? Grab a brew, get your paints out, and settle in for 20 core questions with one of the biggest names in the Warhammer community.
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