Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 482: Yummy Food For Veterans MmMmmmmMMMmm

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Summary

A recent podcast episode features a lively discussion among hosts Mike, Jesse, and Dan, touching on various humorous topics and personal anecdotes. The conversation kicks off with a playful exchange about Dan's supposed move to Sydney, Australia, leading to light-hearted banter about time zones and sleep schedules.

As the dialogue unfolds, the hosts delve into quirky personal habits, such as Mike's shoe-wearing preferences in the house and the absurdity of discussing shoe sizes. The humor continues as they share stories about their late-night activities and the oddities of their lives, including a comedic take on the concept of "sweet tea" and its cultural significance.

The episode also touches on the absurdities of modern life, including a segment about a Kickstarter campaign for a smart suitcase that weighs itself, with the hosts humorously critiquing the practicality of such a product. They explore the challenges of everyday tasks, like packing for trips, and the frustrations of navigating political discussions, all while maintaining a light and comedic tone. Overall, the episode blends humor with relatable experiences, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and wit.

Show Notes

Welcome home, dinner’s in the crockpot! (Veteran voice) No thanks honey I got something else on my mind. Yep it’s gonna be one of those episodes, and, what's more, one of those episode descriptions! That’s a lot to look forward to, but don’t get too far ahead, because you’re right in the middle of it! That, my friends, is why they call it “the present”. Now, let us put a smile on that face of yours by means of those wonderful little ears, ask you to kick back while we kick ASS, and do the damn news! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez. Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge) October is cool…but what if it was a little SCARY!? That is the question we endeavored to answer this past month of Miketober on YKS Premium! And, much to our horror…we found the answer!!! Last week our friend Mark Brendle returned for a riveting discussion of John Carpenter’s The Fog. And the brainy guests continue this week as Dan O’Sullivan joins us for the Miketober finale – Bride of Frankenstein! Enjoy those…braaaains…brraaaaaaiinnsss….and we’ll be back to normal hot dog talk in November. Thanks! Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! Wow, 2026 is kinda crappy! Put a smile on someone’s face by gifting them a membership to YKS Premium! Gift subs now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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