Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

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Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

Show Notes

This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you when we lock eyes in a Tesco.Enjoy!Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorrorGreystones Whale Theatre February 14thLondon Top Secret Comedy February 26thPortlaoise Kavanagh's March 6thBlanchardstown Draiocht, March 13thCork DeBarras March 20thHowth Abbey Tavern March 21stGalway Monroe's, April 11thDublin Vicar Street April 18thCork Cyprus Avenue April 24thDundalk Spirit Store May 2ndLimerick Dolan's May 8thWaterford Bank Lane May 24thDun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28thBelfast Limelight 2 May 29thKildare Moat Theatre June 4thDundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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