It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

Moral Dilemmas

It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

Show Notes

This week, we are trying to decide if we are good people or not (OF COURSE WE ARE!) by discussing a series of Moral Dilemmas. We hypothetically muse on whether or not we could ever kill someone, and would we help to bury a body, and we also talk about more realistic dilemmas like telling a friend about a cheating partner, the ethics of eating avocadoes (Gill is very smug because she does not eat avocadoes under any circumstances, but Jo slightly knocks her off her moral high ground by pointing out this is because Gill intensely dislikes avocadoes), and would you keep a £20 note if you found it lying on the ground. We also chat about the horrors of changing room mirrors, Jo's excellent life hack of making a very strong cocktail that looks exactly like a cup of tea, and the chance of Gill being inappropriate to the supermarket delivery man after the strong brandy cocktail she drank while recording.

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