Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson

"I present the UK’s third most talked about Sports Talk radio breakfast show. It was briefly second but then an otter died on air and the momentum was lost…"

"We have to look for the positives. We're clinging to small mercies, Ian, as if we're Man United scraping past Coventry city in an FA Cup semi final."

"He rescues baby pandas in his spare time. Extra fluffy ones."

"Nicholas Lyndhurst could have saved millions of lives. But he wanted some wartime punani, unrationed!"

"We stuck a dehumidifier in the shed and sat around drinking Monster and opening paints"