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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in historian and Ancient Aliens regular Dr. Heather Lynn, author of The Anunnaki Connection and host of The H-Files, to find out what a Tokoloshe is: the goblin of South African witch-doctor legend, and Kurt's theory that the CIA went looking for them and passed them off as aliens. Dr. Heather Lynn breaks down the Anunnaki, the Nephilim and the Book of Enoch, animal husbandry and beer at the start of civilization, possession and alien hybrids, the orgasm button study, dopamine, transhumanism and the singularity, until the boys decide we're all ontological Tokoloshe.

They also try to crowdfund $14,000 to bring comedy critic Seth Simons on the show for an oatmeal bath. Plus the TikTok trend of manifesting with menstrual blood, the Voynich manuscript, killer bee honey and mad honey, Duncan's Lindsey Graham AGI getting loose, Shane Gillis and the joke that rocked America, the First Blood parody "He Drew First Bath," Chris Chan and the singularity, Greta Thunberg and the Grays, Tartaria and the mud flood, the shrinking taint problem, Officer Hart's women-only bathing van, and Duncan Trussell going Hollywood with his new pilot and his song "Hollywood Hills."

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:42 - Menstrual Blood Manifesting & The Voynich Manuscript

00:15:51 - Crowdfunding Seth Simons' $14,000 Oatmeal Bath

00:24:02 - Shane Gillis & The Joke That Rocked America

00:27:23 - He Drew First Bath: A First Blood Parody

00:33:18 - Alien Hybrids, Possession & The Singularity

00:43:13 - The Orgasm Button Study & Dopamine Addiction

00:48:41 - Is Chris Chan The Singularity?

00:52:53 - Anunnaki, Nephilim & The Book Of Enoch

01:09:15 - Tartaria, Dune & The Shrinking Taint Problem

01:13:44 - Duncan Trussell Goes Hollywood

01:18:04 - We're All Ontological Tokoloshe

01:28:42 - Officer Hart's Women-Only Bathing Van

01:35:09 - Jesse On Fire Calls Mid-Episode

01:40:37 - Hollywood Hills: Duncan's New Song & Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices