NRL Hellmouth

What’s more rugby league than Ash?

NRL Hellmouth

Show Notes

In this week’s episode: •A clairvoyant provides their (future) predictions for the (past) State of Origin game 2. (Yes, we’re confused as well.) • We need to talk about Ashley • New game show: What’s more rugby league than that? • Should the NRL have a team in Bali? • Jape of the week: Piggy Riddell vs Matty Johns • Dante’s fifth circle of rugby league Hell: WRATH

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