The Best of Car Talk

#2687: The Joys of Spite

The Best of Car Talk

Summary

The Car Talk brothers, Click and Clack, engage listeners with a mix of humor and automotive advice in their latest episode. They kick off with a series of light-hearted jokes, including a pun about a snail wanting to modify his car to reflect his identity. The brothers emphasize their commitment to entertaining their audience with clever wordplay, setting a jovial tone for the show.

Listeners call in with various car-related issues, including a caller from Washington who describes a peculiar noise coming from his Volvo, which he humorously attributes to being haunted. The brothers diagnose the problem as likely stemming from a sticking emergency brake rather than a supernatural cause. Another caller from Baltimore shares a story about a friend who mishandles a car door, leading to a discussion about the physics of car doors and the importance of proper technique when entering and exiting vehicles.

The episode also features a segment called "Stump the Chumps," where the brothers revisit a previous caller, Burl, who sought advice on whether to keep her ex-husband's Mercedes. Burl reports that the car is still running well after years, much to her ex-husband's chagrin. The brothers conclude with a new puzzler for listeners, inviting them to engage further with the show. Overall, the episode blends humor, practical advice, and listener interaction, maintaining the show's legacy of entertaining automotive discussions.

Show Notes

A few years back Berle had just successfully won her hubby’s prized ’79 Mercedes in a divorce settlement and she wanted to know if she should restore it. With their vast experience with angry ex-wives, Click and Clack counseled Berle to never restore it but to be sure to drive it past his house as often as possible. Berle returns for Stump the Chumps on this episode of the Best of Car Talk to let us know if she’s still twisting the knife. Support public media with NPR+ and enjoy perks for over 25 podcasts like this one. Car Talk's perks include full archive access, new call-in bonus episodes with Ray, and sponsor-free listening. Learn more at plus.npr.org.

See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for sponsorship and to manage your podcast sponsorship preferences.

NPR Privacy Policy

More from The Best of Car Talk

Oct 27, 2026

Kelly from Phoenix has a peculiar palate. And as part of her investigation into some goo that was dripping onto her foot from under her car’s dashboard, she decided that she should taste said goo. The pros and cons of imbibing petrochemicals on this episode of the Best of Car Talk. Support public media with NPR+ and enjoy perks for over 25 podcasts like this one. Car Talk's perks include full archive access, new call-in bonus episodes with Ray, and sponsor-free listening. Learn more at plus.npr.org.

Oct 24, 2026

On this episode of the Best of Car Talk we ponder whether your favorite cola is also a suitable corrosion cutter, what to do when Fido is afire and what to make of the USPS selling 3 year old minivans for peanuts. Support public media with NPR+ and enjoy perks for over 25 podcasts like this one. Car Talk's perks include full archive access, new call-in bonus episodes with Ray, and sponsor-free listening. Learn more at plus.npr.org.

Oct 20, 2026

Richard and his goats live on the edge of a nearly forgotten town. His story could really end right there, but lucky for us it turns out that there’s a car problem, too. Can our shepherds come to Richard’s rescue? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk. Support public media with NPR+ and enjoy perks for over 25 podcasts like this one. Car Talk's perks include full archive access, new call-in bonus episodes with Ray, and sponsor-free listening. Learn more at plus.npr.org.

See all episodes →