Show Notes
We're changing letters, taking off, and going wild in the aisles as we try to find a morning gameshow for Cracking TV. Luke has brought four quirky formats for commissioner John to consider. First, there’s Chain Letters, where contestants engage in a clever twist of words to win cash. Then, Luke goes up Richard Madeley’s Runway, a show that brought the airport experience to the living room. There’s the simplicity of Lucky Ladders; Lukey will need to be lucky to land Ladders. Finally, Luke pitches the beloved classic Supermarket Sweep, where enthusiastic shoppers dash through a mock supermarket wearing pastel sweatshirts in pursuit of glory. However, John is already minded to commission the banter-filed celebrity drawing show Win, Lose, or Draw. Will Luke's ambitious pitches be enough to impress John's discerning commissioner’s eye and make him change his mind, or will he think Luke’s brought a pile of cheap filler and stick with Win, Lose, or Draw? There are no draws available here, so Luke will either win big, or he’ll lose badly and have to leave John's office in disgrace.
Cracking TV is produced and presented by Luke Sluman and John Furlong. Our rather marvellous theme tune was written and performed by Simon McInerney. Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com. Luke & John Cracking TV is an IHOG Factual Entertainment Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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