Happily Murrayed

Conor Said He Was Retired… Then This Happened

Happily Murrayed

Show Notes

This week on Happily Murrayed, we’re all over the place in the best way possible 🤍 We get into Alfie’s first time swimming, Conor’s unexpected trip to a London gentlemen’s club, and Joanna’s big night away that somehow ended with her arriving home in somebody else’s jeans. We also chat about how becoming parents has completely changed the way we think about life, death and everything in between. There’s more feedback from listeners, more Murray Mailbag questions, another house-build disagreement (wood floors vs carpet floors), and Jo tries to justify buying wooden dumbbells. Plus, Conor opens up about retirement, whether he misses rugby, and the call from Ronan O’Gara that nearly took us to France.

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 0:00 – Coming up 1:30 – Bikini or salad? Part II 3:00 – Catch-up 4:30 – Alfie’s first time swimming 6:45 – Conor’s visit to a London gentlemen’s club 9:30 – Joanna’s big night away in London 12:00 – How having a child changes your view on life and death 15:13 – Listener feedback 17:00 – The Murray Mailbag 17:30 – House-build disagreement: wood floors vs carpet 19:30 – Jo’s wooden dumbbells 21:30 – Does Conor miss rugby? 25:10 – The call from ROG to go to France — and why we didn’t go 30:00 – More Murray Mailbag questions 📩 Send us your questions, dilemmas & stories: [email protected] 📱 Follow Happily Murrayed on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook & YouTube 🤍

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