Show Notes
In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!
Stavvy also talks about:
His legendary run in movies right now
Regrowing foreskin
Kareem's sky high self esteem
And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers
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Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh
Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Still Photographer: Maria Sakr
Editor: Tyler Christie
Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White
Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans
Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com
Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority
0:00 Intro
0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run
1:02 Stavros is here!
2:43 Stavvy joins the train
2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born
3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin
4:43 Are our heroes cut?
5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes
7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars
8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy
9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job
10:40 What happened to journalism?
11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas
13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies
14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses
15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes
16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance
16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck
17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories
18:38 Takes on Takes
20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?
22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual
23:20 Stavvy is offer only
23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit
24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back
25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY
26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome
26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too
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