BONUS: “Quit comedy and be the man that I want you to be”

Here we are then... Never did we ever want it to end like this, but as sad as it is, this is how it needs to be for now. It's farewell, not goodbye! But what's happening in this episode? EVERYTHING! All that we've missed from Joel & Hannah since April... Strap in. It's A LOT! Never Have I Ever is a Global Production. This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one! Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel! We also discover the origins of the phrase “wet the baby’s head”, historically used as an excuse for men to get on the lash after 9 long months of watching their wives create a human child. Again, hope you were paying attention Mr Dommett! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary). In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one. Email: [email protected] Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents) Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs. Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even though Hannah struggles with traditions and Joel hates easter eggs - anyone fancy a Pablo Escobar to celebrate?!