Your Internet Boyfriends

#89 What is Locktober?

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Show Notes

Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit. We also chat:

Why voice notes should be a jailable offence

A complaint from Anthony

No Nut November and the NoFap superpowers

The YIB inbox receives its first piece

What on earth is Locktober?

A school Lent challenge in Mallow

Skip-a-thons and alien inflatable chairs

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