Progressively Horrified

John Carpenter's Vampires (aka Gaywalker)

Progressively Horrified

Show Notes

What a deeply and totally unpolished turd. And now that I'm done talking about James Woods, now for the rest of this movie!

Who is responsible for this? Director: John Carpenter Writers: Don Jakoby, based on the novel by John Steakley Stars: James Woods (notorious Hollywood shithead, known for being in Kingdom Hearts and suing anyone who doesn’t agree with him, incl his harassment victoms), Daniel Baldwin (b list Baldwin but at least he didn’t shoot anyone afaik), Sheryl Lee (Laura Palmer! She should have stayed in the Black Lodge), Thomas Ian Griffith (martial artist and yet not the hero of this film), Maximillian Schell (he is German), and more! Wait, is that Shang Tsung?????

What do we recommend? Emily - Rockula, any other Vampire movie. Also Tim Curry and Dolly Parton RIP Ben - Near Dark, What We Do in the Shadows, Avatar Aang Jeremy - Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma JOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slay

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