Episode #81: Scary Island

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. But we're doing it anyway. This week we discuss the first two (and a half) episodes of Netflix's unethical, exploitative, flawed, truly batshit reality dating show "The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On." We talk dating, marriage, heterosexuality, self-deprecation, and compromise. Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

This week, we pack our bags and say goodbye to Morocco and some truly legendary OG Housewives. We talk Luann's UGT meltdown, Jill versus Ramona, henna tattoos, Herman Munster shoes, Ramona's crying, the "villainy" of Jill Zarin, and the Season 5 Reboot... Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

Saddle up your camels, we're heading on a two-part trip to Morocco! This week we talk vocal stims, Cindy Barshop, psychics, the return of Flop Alex, hangers, saving seats, Jill's gay husband, The Blondes, speaking French, and camels. Ya habibi! Morocco Recap: 11:00ish Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

Ah, Ladies of London: it was a cult classic that came and went, was largely ignored, eventually rebooted, and promptly canned again. Basically, it's a perfect subject for The Housewives Archives. This week we discuss etiquette, "British humor", gays on Bravo, being "creepy", pink walkie-talkies, The Tragedie of Martha and Daddy's Fez, and Alex McCord. LoL discussion: 15:30ish Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

She's pint-sized, baptized, and highly-prized. Tamra Judge is the Housewife who saw the dramatic potential of The Real Housewives before even Bravo did and single-handedly changed the landscape of reality television forever. We talk Housewives as Producers, Gretchen Rossi, Bass Lake, Naked Wasted, Simon Barney, Bali, Heather Dubrow, The Tres Amigas, Brooks, her seismic firing and subsequent return to the show with mixed results... Tamra Discussion: 11:00ish Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives