106 — Longest straight section of fail

Western Australia succeeds in succeeding, the Religious Discrimination bill is bad and aged care is in cri—.

International news Western Australia is cut off from the nation, with their only rail link flooded out. As a result of this, WA is running out of water treatment chemicals. Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has advocated using nuclear bombs to mine iron ore. Religious discrimination Mitch was on the Drum! The Federal government is still pushing their pet “Religious Discrimination” bill. The Labor party has said they’ll conditionally support it. Citipointe Christian College has made students sign an enrollment form confirming that they are not trans. Most Australians don’t even want this thing! Aged care is in cri— PM Scott Morrison almost called the situation in aged care homes a crisis. The Aged Care minister went to the cricket instead of going to an inquiry on the situation. Aged care workers are going to be paid a one-time bonus of $800. Listen to a cool podcast called Not Good Enough talk about royal commissions. Textgate At the big press conference for losers, Scott Morrison was called a psycho. Everyone in Canberra hates each other. Malcolm Turnbull calling Mathias Cormann “weak and treacherous”. Post-leadership spill: “It is not over, fight continues, f*** (Morrison).”, Senior minister calling staffer Brittney Higgins “a lying cow”. Peter Van Onselen has been named in a bullying complaint at Channel 10. Barnaby Joyce’s fiance wrote an article headlined “Coward Cabinet Minister Who Leaked Texts Should Quit”. Later that afternoon texts were leaked showing Joyce calling Scott Morrison a hypocrite and a liar. Shoutouts Solidarity with Vanuatuan seasonal worker Sergio, who had wages stolen and organised a strike with fellow workers. The Antipoverty Center is running a fundraiser for their Abolish Work for the Dole campaign. Isaac’s cute little numbers game.