Happily Murrayed

Alfie Murray Turns Two… What Did We Do With All Our Free Time Before?!

Happily Murrayed

Show Notes

Alfie has turned two, broken the telly and made himself very much at home in crèche. Conor and Jo take stock of life with their little boy - from birthday celebrations and toddler-proofing a restaurant trip to how becoming parents has changed them both. Jo admits she’s completely changed her mind about crèche, while her dream day now involves Harry Potter, endless cups of tea and very specific visiting hours for Conor and Alfie. Plus, Jo opens her Notes app to reveal her bucket list, the quiz gets competitive and there’s an update from our listener who was invited to Sicily. Parents: if you had a whole day to yourself, what would you actually do?

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00:00 Coming up 00:31 Marathon prep and a coffee mishap 03:13 Alfie turns two! 05:32 Jo changes her mind about crèche 07:43 What nobody tells you about having kids 12:08 Jo’s dream day off 14:21 Super noodles and student dinners 17:35 Inside Jo’s Notes app 19:25 Conor vs Jo: The quiz 25:34 Murray Mailbag: Gossip and road rage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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