Show Notes
We kick off celebrating World Mini Golf Day and issue a major podcast ultimatum before diving into a raw mental health and melanoma diagnosis update. On the sports front, we review the wild Philadelphia Eagles "Big Dom" drama, explore the insane World Nomad Games (horseback rugby with a goat carcass), and break down the Rams vs. 49ers Melbourne time-zone strategies. 👋 New from the Spotify Home Feed? Hit the [ + FOLLOW ] button at the top of your screen so you never miss our Monday morning rants! New episodes drop religiously every Monday at 5:00 AM EST.
We kick off the episode celebrating World Mini Golf Day, which immediately triggers Erin's hatred for whimsical windmills and the inherent frustration of putt-putt. We then dive into a passionate rant about the podcasting industry's reliance on Instagram metrics, leading us to issue a final ultimatum: if we don't hit 7,000 followers by the end of September 2026, we are shutting the podcast down. Erin also gives a raw update on her mental health and her struggles to "lock in" to healthy habits like sleep and hydration, sharing a new time free Notes app productivity hack that helps her transition between daily tasks without getting overwhelmed. This leads into a recap of her solo trip with the kids to Mauch Chunk Lake, where she enjoyed the clear water, nice campsites, and stumbled upon a beautiful Native American festival. She also provides a serious health update on her recent melanoma diagnosis, expressing frustration over the agonizing wait for surgical consultations and genetic testing, while urging all listeners to prioritize their skin checks. On the sports front, we are officially fantasy football managers of the "Pepto Pugskins" in our new subscriber league. We're already brainstorming brutal punishments for the league loser (only if it's us) like writing out the 1,458 word Declaration of Independence. We also review a shockingly gross college football moment where a Michigan State lineman vomited mid-play but still held his block for a two-point conversion. Shifting to the NFL, we discuss the allegations that Eagles security head "Big Dom" helped cover up a former player's car accident, and we examine the wildly different time-zone strategies the Rams and 49ers used for their game in Melbourne, Australia, which left coach Kyle Shanahan completely disoriented. We also highlight the incredible World Nomad Games, where 3,000 athletes from 100 countries compete in intense traditional sports like Kok-Boru (horseback rugby with a goat carcass). Finally, in "No Bad, No Sad," we spotlight the lead singer of the Philly indie punk rock band "Mid-Sentence," who creatively promoted his music by setting up a speaker in his apartment window to provide live color commentary and stadium-style walk-up songs for the rec kickball league playing across the street.
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