Show Notes
This week, a hot new plague enters the villa. Da Pope continues his holy war against AI. And what the heck is wrong with fall? A lot of things, actually! Plus, Matt goes feral for Trader Joe’s cinnamon graham crackers and Harry Styles's Thighs.
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