Show Notes
Anyone who's anyone in the Middle Ages needs their own coat of arms, but it's not as simple as just throwing some snazzy shapes and cool animals on a shield and calling it a day. Join Olivia and Aran as they walk you through how to make your very own authentically (or inauthentically) medieval coat of arms, as well as a little bit of background on how and why these cool emblems became a quintessential part of medieval visual communication. Also discussed are short king representation, why leopards are bastards, and the glory of Peterhead FC.
For more on some of what we discuss, check out: An English translation of John Trevor's heraldic treatisehttps://archive.org/details/medievalheraldry0000ejjo/
Geoffrey Chaucer's testimony in favour of Sir Richard Scropehttps://chaucer.fas.harvard.edu/pages/deposition-geoffrey-chaucer-esquire-1386
Heraldry, Ancient and Modern by Charles Boutellhttps://archive.org/details/heraldryancientm00bout/
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